penis-hilton: parenting inspiration omg i would kipnap u in a heartbeat </3
click-click-pancakes: hairydragons: c0cainkeys: 0okuyt5d omg FOREVER REBLOG what the actual fuck did i just watch
the-absolute-funniest-posts: inspirationalsleep: Kinda embarrassed of myself for even putting this on the internet. Festive Overture played by Boston Pops Orchestra FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D i’m not sure why i find this so funny right now (haha)
omg this is so me everyday fuck u, YOLO
How to piss people off based on their zodiac sign. →
magicktrance: I’m in a cheeky mood, so… Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait. Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift. ...